Have you noticed that people from different places speak English, but
do not understand English, especially the English, Canadians, Aussies,
and the New Zealanders. They use long, complex English vocabulary to
hide their lack of understanding of English.
Americans are not that pretentious. Americans do not even use the
word "pretentious." Americans use words like "Get a life, or screw you,
or dumb ass, or stupid F." Americans are not "pretentious."
These foreigners also play a game like us called football. Like us their
players get millions of dollars or euros and big fat contracts to kick the
ball around. They use their heads and their feet to kick the ball.
Again Americans are not pretentious. Americans not only have their eyes
on the ball, but they use their feet, their hands, and their body to get the
ball to the goal. Americans do not use their heads to play football. Americans
are not pretentious.
Football, or soccer as it is called is not a contact sport. Only the fans rough
up the players and throw bottles and all kinds of things, but the players themselves are not allowed to rough each other up. The English are especially known for going overseas and trashing entire cities if their team loses. Again,
the English are very pretentious.
These different English even when they eat, use both of their hands to put the
food in their mouth. Americans will always keep one hand free for their gun.
How can you be ready for something unexpected when you use both of your
hands to stuff your face? Americans are smart enough not to be pretentious.
Always these different English claim they have culture, but it is always Americans
who have to come to their rescue to save their stupid asses, because they always have both of their hands full with something else like; expressing their complex vocabulary, or eating, everything except saving their culture.
Again these different English are so pretentious.